rockingstrawberriesandshoes: i truly believe that my haters are my motivators!
And all this Illuminati talk, like my first single wasn’t Jesus Walks.– Kanye West (via deadthehype)
rockingstrawberriesandshoes: (A)lways (S)ay (A) (P)rayer
I've started to say things like 'Like a boss' and...
They’re just like
Starting March 14, 2011, Nickelodeon will go back... →
afriendlikeyou: REBLOG IF THIS EXCITES THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!
From Yesterday - 30 Seconds To Mars
Dog Shit On The Road
Don’t you just hate it when you see a nigerian-face-looking dog shit on the road?? Stupid dogs don’t exercise patience these days… Shitting where they, want when they like… STREETS AIN’T SAFE NO MORE!! Stepped in some big shit today and it wasn’t funny at all… Didn’t clean the shit off… Still thinking of how i’m gonna do forensics on...
Tumblr: Me: 5 mins later, Tumblr: Me: 20 mins later, Tumblr: Me: 30 mins later, Tumblr: Me:
So HAPPYYY!!!! Rent goes out on the 30th every month but there are only 28 days in February so I’m not paying rent!!! WHOOP!!!
Chuck Norris once visited "The Virgin Island" and...
When you're really excited to tell someone a funny...
& you’re like “HEY GUYS, LISTEN TO WHAT HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY. OMGGGG.” & people start pulling up chairs like & so you’re almost done telling your amazing story & you look up and everyone’s like but you were expecting them to be like then you just say “Well, I guess you kinda had to be there…” & on the outside you’re like but on the inside...
The reason why I look so bad in my school...
The photographer said I needed to bring my sexy level down because it might hurt the self-esteem of other students.
When you hear a song you haven't heard in a while
When you first hear the song, you’re like: But then you slowly start remembering the beat: You’re surprised you still remember all the words: You start belting out the lyrics: It’s just a party from then on out: